OK Google, I mean Neil

I'm not the smartest kid in the village, but never let a lack of knowledge stand in the way of confidence and a loud voice.

While the morning tv bleated away, mum yells out, "What's Blexit?" So I tell her.

Then Dad yells out asking about a particular golf rule. So I tell him.

Who needs Google when you have the smartest person in the room (with access to the internet for 99.99% of the stuff I don't know.)