Sunday, 8 December 2019

Captain Obvious reporting

There was a lady sitting next to me reading the Business section of the paper. I side-eyed the article and read the interview with a Chief Financial Officer saying the most important thing in his job was to get the numbers right. Good one Captain Obvious. I'd never have thought of that. Here, take these batteries and put them in your calculator and get back to work.

I thought I would interview other career professionals and ask their top tip for their profession.

Gavin Norks, a pilot for a well-known airline says, "I think it's critical that I don't crash. There's a lot of folks that would be pretty bummed if I landed upside down".

Toni Warbler, a six-time Grammy Award winner said, "Don't forget the words. Otherwise the audience will have attended a very expensive karaoke night!"

And Penworth Sebworth, a 21 year veteran juggler for the Circu'-Soltare show added, "Don't drop the balls. Any shmuck can do that. It's vitally important to keep them all in the air at the same time."

So there you have it, some hot tips for those looking for a career change.

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